:: killing me softly...or brutally? ::

just finished stalking people in facebook. and the following are what my classmates have in their head now. yeah, after a pure 2 hours  scene of murder this evening for our very first written paper: so called REGUB (renal, endcorine, genituorinary, breast)

 

fibrosarcoma ovarii mucocellulare carcinomatodes. -mark-

coba untuk bertahan untuk kesekian kalinya -helma-

not enough tumors in REGUB, had to pick krukenberg -sapna-

that was pure murder.. -wey lin-

ooh so that what it was ;p does that thing even exist? :/ -meshari-

anyone want to ditch studying and go for a pint? -mark-

who sent me to med skool oh???? n my dad begged me to st

udy econs..chai!! -adeola-

wants to go back & get married!!! (post-exam syndrome) -hafsah-

studying Emily Dickinson - you never know what they'll ask next -eva-

dont know wut to say..y didnt they ask relevant questions..=(( -salam-

this is 4 hours post exam syndrome. so everyone is stressed with the paper just now, so do i. 

what is so depressing was that, the first six of the MCQ questions were classified under HTLM, not REGUB. and my eye balls were almost popped out (note that i don't have exophthalmus) when i first read the question.

1. what type of power ( ok skip)

2. policy formulation ( ok this is from HTLM)

3. health care market ( sakit hati...)

4. bla bla ( makan pen sebab geram)

5. irrelevant question ( bagus tidur kalau begini)

5. a question that doest challenge my REGUB knowledge at all (tikam diri sendiri)

6. whatever question ( mengubat diri sendiri dengan luka tikaman tadi)

7. clinical medicine question (o yeah finally they know how to ask question on REGUB)

 

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okay now lets put more salt into the cut. 

the essay question was like walla! *clapping hands*

peritonitis? shifting dullness? krukenberg tumor? ascites? hell right! they tested us on last sem stuff which have been disposed deep down in my cortex. 

i was wondering: did i attend the right examination? or they gave us a wrong set of question? or maybe they typed the question wrongly? 

i can hardly recall all the last sem stuff because i was too focused on this sem piling notes. frustrated. sigh~

and the answers that i gave were too superficial. i bet the lecturer will commit suicide once he read my script like i did 5 times just now. so fair enough mr professor! you gave me a killing paper that surely had succeed in murdering me, and i kill you back with my so-not-medical-student's-script :)

now, im going to watch movie because they might ask something on the latest movie in the next paper. who knows? rcsi is so unpredictable! okay enough complaining :D

bak kata syam: nak jadi doktor kan? ya true2. we are doctors in the making, not examinees in the making! 

the art of being venusians. 

happy after blurting out all the pain in the *some text missing*. to fix, often. to comfort, always.  

yang bakal bunuh diri untuk keenam kalinya,

jamieY