Wednesday 2 September 2009

::favourite quotes::

him: abdominal pain that is relieved by farting....
tutor: in medical term, we use flatus.

lecturer: we are takking about penis now, you wanna join?
student: *slam the door and walk away*

either you are dumb, or the writer is dumb!

student: mak cik berak ada keluar hingus tak?
patient: *blur*

student: pak cik pernah ada TB?
patient: ada kat rumah..besar 29 inci

me: why u like to bully me?
her: because you are fat!

girl 1: kacak eh kuning ya
girl 2: ya la tek...kuning santan
girl 1: santan warna kuning?
girl 2: dush2

her: masalah anal-anal (sambil membaca iklan di tepi jalan raya)
us: *blur*
her: o masalah anai-anai. "I" macam "L"
us: ROTFL

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